This goes in the "Are you serious?" category

Got a phone call this morning from a man who said he just bought a couch and was wondering if he could put it on the bike rack on the front of the bus.  I told him I didn't think they would allow that.  He said "I don't see why not".  For starters, they are called BIKE RACKS, not furniture dollies.  Secondly, kind of difficult to secure a couch to the front of a bus.  Above all....it's just plain STUPID!