It's a bird....it's a plane.....it's CAPTAIN UNDERPANTS!

So one of our regulars (35-40 years old) came to the counter this morning to get some change.  When I got up from my desk to help him, I saw that his pants were down BELOW his underwear.  Not just the band of his underwear exposed, but half his thighs were exposed.  Thank goodness his tighty whities appeared to be new!  As he walked away, his pants were pulled up normally in back.  I have no idea whether that was the look he was going for or a massive wardrobe malfunction.  I need to go wash my eyes out with bleach!